Photomosaic by Robert Silvers

It was leaked yesterday via Usenet that MIT is in fact the Milky Way base of Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith:

From: b.oursy@dorkas.net (^Willie Hunsucker)
Date: 1998/05/24
Message-ID: <356c040e.70187545@news.alt.net>
Newsgroups: alt.non.sequitur,alt.alt,alt.stupidity,alt.fan.jesus-christ,alt.rock-n-roll.metal.death,alt.sandy.claws,alt.god.grubor,alt.christnet

 jbredeho@delta1.deltanet.com (John E. Bredehoft) wrote:
 -Dr.G  wrote:
 ->On Fri, 22 May 1998, Hokey Wolf wrote:
 -> 
 ->> Jesus Christ is my Lord and Saviour.
[...]
 ->Check out Jesus Christ at:
 ->
 ->http://fuck-the-skull-of-jesus.mit.edu/
 - 
 -Massachusetts? Is that a Boursy site?

  Well it's right down the street.  MIT is
the home of Darth Vader--you have to 
take a look and Kendall Square if you
ever visit Cambridge--it's cold blooded
steel reaching straight into the sky 
creating one giant wind tunnel by the
best 'minds' at MIT.

  alt.christnet added to Newsgroups: line.

                    Steve
                    news.admin.censorship

We are proud to share campus with such a prominent galactic tyrant, and indeed a photomosaic of Lord Vader occupies pride of place in the office of Fuck The Skull Of Jesus, used to block out the hated sun.

The Dark Lord himself declined to comment on the location of his base, saying only that any scum that attempt to infiltrate will be crushed along with their insignificant rebellion.